Forty-Four Memes About The State Of Modern Dating

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  • 01
    Face - What women really want in a man... LOVES CHILDREN DREAM GUY STRONG SILENT TYPE REMEMBERS YOUR BIRTHDAYS IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEMININE SIDE FAMILY MAN LOVES HIS MOTHER ROMANTIC HOME COOKED MEALS
  • 02
    Text - me committing to plans at 1pm vs me at 8pm RA AWNEE INDIAN NEVER GET TIRED. ANCE PARK
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  • 03
    Hair - SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE FORCED t0 LOOK at PICTURES OF NICK caVE DURING HIS MUSTACHE PHASE
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  • 04
    Text - you know you're old when you answer an 11pm text at 6am
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  • 05
    Motor vehicle - When you're having a good time but that hangover just waitin on you like @humor_me_pink
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  • 06
    Text - Daniel Victor @bydanielvictor I feel so bad for people who don't like sports. They never experience the thrill of maybe being happy once every 10-20 years
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  • 07
    Dog - Hell yeah I'm into BDSM Big Dogs Snuggling Me
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  • 08
    Cartoon - I'M BREAKING DOWN YOUR FOOD! I'M PUMPING YOUR BLOOD! IM MAKING YOU SAD!
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  • 09
    Text - YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT'S THERE TO LOSE? I THINK I'M READY AGAIN DATING NOTHING BEHIND THAT DOOR IS WORTH IT'S TIME. DATING HIDING FROM MINUTES LATER... WELL GOLLY THAT WAS A F*CKING MISTAKE DATING GEE! DATING dustinteractive
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  • 10
    Text - i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
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  • 11
    Take care of your mental health Eat an Talk about Keep active your feelings potato 0,0 Throw your phone in the lake Kiss a bird gently Recite a dark spell Make fun of someone Lie down in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you Scowl you don't like obvious plant
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  • 12
    Text - ll LTE 7:30 1 Angie B @Angibangie My plan is to snag a boyfriend while I'm kinda chubby so that when I lose weight and get hot again l'll know he likes me for my personality. I see no possible flaws in this plan and will not be taking questions at this time. 11/20/18, 9:31 AM 469 Retweets 3,761 Likes
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  • 13
    Cartoon - TODAY WE'RE GIVING OUT SAMPLES OF SELF- AWARENESS OOPS, I'M BLOCKING THE AISLE! I SHOULD MOVE MY CART! WHOA! OTHER PEOPLE EXIST! ©2017 STACY HOLMSTEDT. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. CHIMICHANGASFORTHEPEOPLE.COM
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  • 14
    Text - I SHOULD BE: I AM: Doing homework early! Broadening my mind! Out socializing! Ma king connections! Planning my career! futurely for the (C) Sarah Andersen
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  • 15
    Text - edcynic: spookyphernelia: if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION. if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION. if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL. And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you're GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG Source: qlowcloudy 175,799 notes EF Postize
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  • 16
    History - Him: Why don't you introduce me to your family? What are you hiding? Me: ansiety.is.bae
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  • 17
    Text - 8 WORDS. 36 LETTERS. SAY IT, AND IM YOURS. MA THERE'SA WEIRD FU STRAY CAT OUTSIDE
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  • 18
    Text - MOVIE LOVE It's always been It's you. you. TRUE LOVE I+ looks less swollen today. piecomic.com by John McNamee
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  • 19
    Text - LETS HAVE A LAZY DAY WITH SNUGGLES NEVER STAY DEAD AND MAYBE F Too
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  • 20
    Gesture - Guess who's life isn't gonna change at all just because the year changed to 2020
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  • 21
    Text - How to tell if your crush likes you - pupil dialation running fingers through her hair - prolonged eye contact If your crush is a girl - higher vocal pitch when talking to you If your crush is a PP (veryhard) boy u/VibratingNinja
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  • 22
    Text - mike pence's first wife, lilith @jon_snow_420 google please stop showing me sex ads. i know there are desperate sluts in my area, i have a mirror 8:23 PM · 06 Jul 19 Twitter Web Client
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  • 23
    Human - Some porn video preview Me trying to figure ut whother it's wor opening
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  • 24
    Duck - DON'T STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE WHO IS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE motip.com
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  • 25
    Bird - HE HAS NO PROBLEM GETTING WOMEN TO GO OUT WITH HIM THEY ALL JUST LEAVE ONCE THEY GET TO KNOW HIM
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  • 26
    Text - cyrodiildo i'm like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me foolish-t-t throw my favorite food at me five times and I will approach you and tell you I love you
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  • 27
    Text - hazelbeewitched i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who's gonna regulate that ? me? that bitch is a toddler Source: hazelbeewitched 97,673 notes
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  • 28
    Nose - I just texted my crush I just texted my crush and told her i like her. Now im waiting for an answer. She probably answers in the morning. I will give you an update asap. I just texted my crush I just texted my crush and told her i like her. Now im waiting for an answer. She probably answers in the morning. I will give you an update asap. Edit: She left me on read. TIICD
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  • 29
    Text - gaychel @lameravioli my first vibrator was so cheap that I went thru maybe 20 batter- ies and kept them all in a jar under my bed and my parents found them one day and were like ??? somehow I convinced them had used them all for my calculator bc I was studying so hard and they were so proud of me
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  • 30
    Beak - I'm a dirty bird.
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  • 31
    Cartoon - TRUTH I AM SO SINGLE! ARE YOU G ONNA DIE IF You DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! WEL. NO THEN IT DOESN'T MATTER. END
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  • 32
    Text - snazziest They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine thatpunnyguy They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am ohhenryd They call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am Quelle: snazziest 1,237,341 Anmerk..
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  • 33
    Text - a doktorgirlfriend "Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?" Idk Clarice, maybe we're just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods. swan2swan Persephone, we know this is you. ifunny.co
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  • 34
    Text - Non-Appearance Related Compliments • You light up the room. • You have the best laugh. • You inspire me. • I love how passionate you are. • You make the world a better place by being in it. • You are one of the bravest people that I know. • You make me feel comfortable to be myself. • You're an incredible friend. • You have a really refreshing perspective. • You are so smart. • You are truly making a difference. JENNIFER ROLLIN, MSW, LCSW- C
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  • 35
    Text - what is your ~*real~ birthstone? february march april january mozzarella cheese ball makeup sponge ball of dorito coffee bean flavoring july. june august may. this emoji avocado pit tide pod boring rock S. september october november december robin egg mysterious orb tapioca pearl yellow skittle
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  • 36
    Nose - When she thought you were finished being a clown but she ain't seen nothing yet
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  • 37
    Text - One of the hardest decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder. Ziad K. Abdelnour Word Porn
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  • 38
    Text - yoU'RE THE APPLE || YOu'RE BERRY Of MY EУЄ! BEAUTIFUL! someone put me in their ass WE'D MAKE A GREAT PEAR! mate Walfn NATE INC.
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  • 39
    Text - I always think I look friendly and approachable when really I look like this
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  • 40
    Text - If you're feeling bad about your life, just look at this guy taking a sunset beach pic of his vape. Trust me, you're doing just fine.
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  • 41
    Text - addie I @klimtsonian 18h "i don't think i'll have kids" -plain -invites arguments "this bloodline dies with me" -assertive -metal as hell -implies you're taking on a great and noble burden which allows no arguments 2743K O 131K O 404
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  • 42
    Text - PETA O @peta 3d PETA There's a pretty good chance that you've eaten foods made from animal rectums recently. peta.vg/2dle 2764 839 86 Tactical Dalai Lamma @dalai_lamma LSPECT Replying to @peta My entire generation is proud of eating ass. Y'all need new PR reps. 12/20/18, 13:17
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  • 43
    Textile - Me too bag, me too. HEAVY AND AWKWARD
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  • 44
    Text - takeme-toamagicalplace jan-here S'abonner M depsidase Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo Just once l'd like to see an article like "Extroverted? Here's Some Tips on How to Be Quiet and Reflective" O The Oprah Magazine @ - 29 Aug Introverted? Here's How to Be More Social trib.al/nWh2uK9 takeme-toamagicalplace How to shut the fuk up sometimes. 25/078 notes
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